The first time I saw you sizzle,
I knew I had to have you.
The first time I smelled your thick aroma,
I knew it had to be you and me.
You were so hot, you burned my lips,
I forgave you and waited for you to be ready.
This was the moment I'd been waiting for,
The all-consuming desire.
You were so tempting,
You tantalized my taste buds.
At last I knew sweet victory as I tasted your salty all.
Oh, bacon, my bacon, how can I go on?